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Showing posts with label JOKES. Show all posts
Showing posts with label JOKES. Show all posts
Friday, February 27, 2015

FEEDING THE HUNGRY: ANOTHER ATTORNEY JOKE!

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One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered hi...

FIRST RATS, THEN LAWYERS: ANOTHER LAWYER JOKE!

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Visiting New York City for a medical convention, a doctor from the University of Utah took the afternoon off to do some shopping.  Wanderin...
Sunday, February 22, 2015

ANOTHER FUN ATTORNEY JOKE!

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A snake had the misfortune to be blind, and although he managed to forage successfully, he was very lonely.  So he was delighted to make th...
Tuesday, February 25, 2014

AN ATTORNEY'S ER VISIT!

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It had to happen sooner or later. Lawyer Dobbins was wheeled into the emergency room on a stretcher, rolling his head in agony. Doctor Green...

CROSS EXAMINATION!

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A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial - it went like this: Q. Officer, did you see my client flee...
Friday, November 22, 2013

WOULD THIS GUY LOSE CUSTODY IF HE WERE IN CT FAMILY COURT?

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Monday, July 22, 2013

NEW LAWYER JOKE! GOTTA LAUGH AT IT ALL1

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An engineer died and reported to the pearly gates. St. Peter checked his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer — you're in...
Wednesday, November 21, 2012

HAPPY THANKSGIVING, FOLKS!

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Wednesday, August 15, 2012

OVERHEARD ATTORNEY JOKE!

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A good attorney knows the law; a great attorney knows the judge!
Sunday, July 29, 2012

WICKED LAWYER JOKE (4)

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A lawyer went duck hunting for the first time in Texas.  He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other sid...
Friday, July 6, 2012

WICKED LAWYER JOKE (3)

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A certain lawyer was quite wealthy and had a summer house in the country where he retreated for several weeks every year. Each summer,...
Monday, July 2, 2012

WICKED LAWYER JOKE (2)

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     A truck driver would amuse himself by running over lawyers he would see walking down the side of the road.      Every time he would se...
Friday, April 13, 2012

VERY WICKED LAWYER JOKE!

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A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of the office, ready to show it off to his colleagues.  As he got out, a truck ...
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Tuesday, April 10, 2012

ANOTHER LAWYER JOKE!

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In a trial, a Southern small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand, a grandmotherly elderly woman.  He approache...
Sunday, March 18, 2012

LAWYER JOKE FROM THE INTERNET!

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Two lawyers had been stranded on a deserted island for several months.  The only other thing on the island was the tall coconut tree which p...