Two lawyers had been stranded on a deserted island for several months. The only other thing on the island was the tall coconut tree which provided them with food.
Each day, one of the lawyers climbed to the top of the tree to see if he could see a rescue boat coming. One day, the lawyer yelled down from the tree, "Wow! I can't believe my eyes! I don't believe that this is true! There's a beautiful, naked blonde woman floating our way!"
The lawyer on the ground was skeptical. "You're hallucinating." he said, "You better get down from there right now."
So, the lawyer reluctantly climbed down the tree and began describing the beautiful naked blonde floating face up and headed toward their island. The other lawyer started to laugh, thinking his friend had surely lost his mind.
But, sure enough, within a few minutes up to the beach floated a naked blonde woman, face up, totally unconscious. The two lawyers dragged the young lady out of the surf, still unconscious, and stood over her admiring her beauty.
"You know, we've been on this island for months now without a woman," the first lawyer said. "It's been a long time...do you think we should, you know, screw her?"
The other lawyer glanced down at the totally naked woman and asked, "Out of what?"
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